fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

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gloves for pooh bear

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

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Is a security guard slang term for some one who shits on the street or in the building.

"We got a winnie the pooh outside the emergency exit door in section 3"

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A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.

Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?

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He was winning the pooh when he got his dick in the booty

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The Commie leader of China. He is a terrible dictator.

Winie the Pooh: Ching chong ching ching ching chang chong.

Translation: Communism is the best form of government and shall reign the world supreme.

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When during sex a man (or woman) puts honey inside the others anus.

"Yo man imma pull a winnie the pooh on my girl tonight."

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