Polishing The Pewter

Another one of the countless names for masturbating. Derived from the movie "Almost Heroes" staring Chris Farley (RIP), in which him Matthew Perry portary Lewis and Clark. However, one should note that in the movie the phrase is not used to describe masturbation, but the various acts of sex. Over time the phrase has changed meaning.

10 bucks says he Polishes The Pewter thinking of that night those chicks picked HIM up.

by Cambone September 8, 2005

polish love hairs

Pubic, leg, and arm hairs left on the sheets after making love to a Polak.

L- Pawel, oh my god, look at all these Polish love hairs...
P- That means it was good.

by Lover of Polak April 19, 2010

eating pills

The action of an addict who consumes large amounts of pharmaceuticals, by mouth.

"I was eating at least 40 to 50 Vicodins a day before I checked myself into rapid opiate detox."

by Twelve-Step slang October 26, 2004

Polish Microwave

Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.

Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.

Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.

by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009

purple pills

A song Eminem and D12 put out. People call it Purple Hills becuse they had to censor it out to put it on tv. Only true Eminem and D12 fans call it Purple Pills, usually.

"Purple Pills is a really good song."

by eminem_1_fan_032000 AKA: slim baby October 17, 2003

pollen

Tree jizz

In the spring, the trees let out a lot of pollen in hopes that one might pollinate another tree, thus fertilizing and making a new baby tree.

by CelestineVI May 2, 2014

polish off

1) to finish something, such as a meal or a bottle of liquor
2) to clean the dust off of something and make it clean and shiny again

After polishing off three 40's of 8-ball, Jamal's beer goggles caused him to mistake Rosanne for one of the Olsen twins. The next day he redefined the walk of shame.

Your wife: "After you polish off those buffalo wings, please polish off the plate."
You: "Are you kidding? You're my fucking wife. You do it."

by Nick D October 13, 2003