Pissed as a fart

Absolutely wankered drunk. Unable to communicate effectively, sometimes through laughter and farts.
"Jaysus Sarah, I was doing handstands last night in the pub, I was pissed as a fart!!"
by bearhugstef October 11, 2013
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Planet Piss

Planet Piss is the side project of DethKlok's bass player, Wiliam Muderface (from the cartoon netwrok Adult Swim TV show "Metalocalypse".)
In other news, William Murderface is taking time off to begin work on his side project Planet Piss.
by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008
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Rest in piss

Rest in piss means you’re happy when someone dies, meaning they should rest in piss rather than in peace.
Dude the queen died !

Ha ! Rest in piss bozo
by Yummerz September 8, 2022
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pissing in a barrel

getting drunk, drinking alcohol, getting smashed
yo son we gonna go pissing in a barrel u wanna come?
by shalla January 1, 2007
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Bliss Piss

Semen, jizm, spunk, ejaculate, man milk, population paste.
"I think I may have pinned down your problem Reverend Green, you will never get Mrs.Green pregnant if you keep withdrawing and covering her tits with your bliss piss, you need to fill her bucket"

"Thank you Doctor Williams, I will try that. It's just in the porn we watch they always ice the cake."
by dogegg March 10, 2009
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Piss Bucket

An Australian slang, for the cell police throw you in for the night, due to being heavily intoxicated (or on the piss). Generally people get thrown in the piss bucket, when causing a disturbance or mischief when drunk
I was really pissed/drunk/intoxicated and threatened to beat up a bouncer. I caused a scene and the police came and threw me in the piss bucket (prison cell) for the night, to sober up.
by TempahRelapse June 3, 2015
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Piss Chisel

Technique where piss at high pressure and accuracy to remove shit from around the the inside of a toilet bowl after a particular sloppy shit
After examing his stool, Jacob took a piss chisel over the excessive shit which was left over the toilet bowl prior to flushing
by Sam J Mercer October 17, 2008
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