cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.

Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient

by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016

patonkatonk

The absolute best word for bootay
must be said while moving hands in a vertical up and down motion at about shoulder width apart

that lady has a nice patonkatonk

by Capt. Dick Smack July 9, 2005

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)

my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Patience

beautiful, amazing, the best person in the world, hot. Apparently yummy!

WOW your really patience today.

by lolliepop icecream April 16, 2011

patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

by JMC70 January 18, 2017