Pachoochers

Term of endearment. One calls his or her lover by this nickname as a way to show ones love for the other:
Used as an alternative to hunny, and munchkin etc.

"Hello my Pachoochers, How are you today?"
"You are my one and only Pachoochers"

by Sally Balls February 13, 2013

path of shame

The path of shame is a wonderful technology-driven adventure. After sitting down in a chair, putting their hands up against a rail, and putting on a virtual reality headset, the victim is given the image of a person of their preference doing various sexual acts to them. As this is happening, the vibrator attached to the chair turn on for full effect. After about 10 minutes of fun, the video changes. The victim is in a dentist's office, with a man way over 85 years old standing over them with a toothless grin and that thing that sucks water out of your mouth. Clamps come down on the hands, legs and feet of the victim as the vibrator buzzes faster and the old man in the game unzips his pants. The victim cannot escape just by closing his eyes, as their headset is glued to their skull and the old man is whispering in their ear. Suddenly, the chair lurches forward and the screen goes dark. The clamps start to tighten and the vibrators buzz even faster. Shrek appears behind the victim in the game. Clamps on the back of the chair force the victim's asscheeks more than 4 inches. Hydraulics in the back of the chair start shooting out directly into the victim's ass, straightening their small intestine. The chair starts spinning rapidly, drowning out the already muffled screams of the victim. Buckets of pig blood, human feces, dead animals, and human vomit rain down on the victim, encouraging them to open their mouth and feel the full effect. This is the path of shame.

"Dude, did you try the path of shame? It's so awesome."
"Yeah man, it was the worst experience of my life. I threw up 3 times and came blood."

by Eddy Richtofen October 9, 2014

path dick

When you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. You smile and say "Hi" and they totally ignore you.

I ran into a bunch of path dicks while going up to Siffleur Falls.

by Lynx6 December 8, 2015

Pasthole

Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.

Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.

by brentchie July 2, 2016

Path Tag

A sexual encounter one has with other hikers they meet on a trail.

I was deep in the Appalachian Trail when I met a sexy geocacher. We spent the night in a lean-to. Best path tag I've ever had.

by ThorHammering May 24, 2016

panthose queen

An older man whom showers young woman in luxury in return for sexual or non sexual favors

My panthose Queen wants a Lexus and I want some head. We were both happy.

by Elixa Rose June 16, 2017

Patchouli Dick

A penis that has penetrated several hippie vaginas. Similar to a wook cock. See wook.

Justin has literally majored in camp counseling at university. He definitely has a patchouli dick.

by CatEra_wook July 21, 2018