According to my calculations, a nerd is somebody who is rather verbose; employing impeccably proper
grammar and a plethora of complex
words to describe the minutae of everyday life and shunning slang terms such as "
ho," "bitch," and "smoke dem trees." The nerd is very good at
math and the greater the understanding of calculus, the greater the likelihood, by approximately 64.58%, one is to be a nerd.
Typically, the nerd is thought to have thick glasses, freckles,
buck teeth, and pants that are too small for their size so that when the nerd sits down the bottoms rise up his shins, revealing his impeccably unstylish manner of letting his socks rise up the length of his lower leg from the soles of his New Balance sneakers. A nerd may possess some or all of these intriguing qualities. However, the must crucial criteria in distinguishing a nerd above all other trivial features is an understanding of the term "space
time continuum" and the rate in which the person is asked for help in regard to
chemistry and physics homework.
According to my calculations, approximately 99.
9% of nerds play strategy games and RPGs on their PC or video gaming console, whereas your "bitch
ass," so to speak, spends most of your
time playing first person shooters or Madden.
The nerd understood the inherit complexity of the ratio of apples to oranges that the rest of the
class, too consumed by thoughts of the
cheerleaders' exposed mammary glands, were loathe to pay
attention to, much less contemplate.
