Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!

Man, Monterrio, He shake life.

by Life Shaka May 12, 2011

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

Montego

A very cute cat that is so lazy

I love my cat Montego.

by Daxton the fortnite GOD October 22, 2019

sella monte

sella monte the hottest tiktoker

sella monte is the best tik tokker

by chxjdjshsusvygii January 3, 2021

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

Monterey Park

This city is 110% asian. No one knows how to drive, specially on Garfield Ave. The snapchat filter for MPK should be two cars crashing into each other.

Every time I'm in Monterey Park, I get confused as to how asians can't drive for shit but when they see a discount tag they suddenly have hawk like vision.

by lescara March 10, 2017

Montenegro

The only place better and more beautiful than Montenegro is Serbia!!!
Vlade 4 life

Serbia is a very beautiful country.

by Dragan April 25, 2003