Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.

There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.

by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009

jager monster

when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.

Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.

by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010

Nuzzle Monster

A girl that nuzzles, frequently with an upward motion of the head. Nuzzle monsters are cute, accelerate time, and make the very best girlfriends.

Ashlee is so cool and loves to cuddle, she's such a nuzzle monster!

by mikefw9 April 29, 2011

Fudge monster

A really big turd,so big that it fills the entire toilet.

Woww dude that fudge monster is fucking huge!!!!!

by Pseudonymoustrous July 24, 2012

Semen Monster

After you cum, the uncleaned semen group together to form a chunky piece of shit -the Semen Monster. The leftover semen can come from a variety of places: laptops, bathrooms, tissue paper, vaginas, even your belly button. As the Semen Monsters multiply, they scheme to take over all vaginas, and pollute our offspring with semen DNA. Nasty stuff!

Timothy: Hey, just finished jacking it.
Lancelot: Ooh, better clean your junk, the coagulated semen might group together and burst out of your cock and turn into a Semen Monster.
Timothy: Just like in Alien?
Lancelot: Just like in Alien.

by thighmaster69 November 10, 2018

Blue Monster

A freakishly tall faggot that dresses like smurfette while devouring cocks down at the glory hole. Usually a failed basketball player wannabe

That homo Adam turns into a real Blue Monster as soon as he enters the “phone booth”

by Lou_SpudWhole December 19, 2019

grundle monster

A creature that stalks you in the night waiting for when ur not looking and snatches your grundle. This creature is 3 ft tall, purple, hairy, makes a sound similar to "GIHEE", and can reach the speed of 47 miles per hour.

*note* a grundle monster is the exact same thing as grundle troll

God Damnit, that grundle monster stole my grundle. Now i have to shit on my balls because my grundle has been stolen.

Grundle - The area between your asshole and your balls.

by fuckin funkytown hoes July 1, 2006