Mikey

A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations

Oh, Mikey never texted me back

by Achoooooo December 3, 2017

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Mikey raw

A true definition of a hustler whether legal or illegal he knows who to get at it. A people's person that everyone likes and easy to get along with.

That Nigga Mikey Raw is bout his business.

by Mikey Raw June 9, 2017

Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

Mikey

Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.

He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.

Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey

Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute

Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey

by Jojojoeyjojo December 7, 2019

Mikey

He won’t shut up but loves to wrestle with friends and family.he has good hair but when ever it’s school time he makes it look like a white kids hair (slik back). Loves football and basketball. Usually dark skinned and brown curly hair. He normally where’s no socks and if he does there old and stinky. He can be a buttwhole some times but wonce you get to know him he is a nice and wonderful person to be around. And he only ever where’s small clothes that don’t fit him anymore and his mom has to help him😂(he loses his jacket at school a lot)

Mom: Mikey pick up your clothes
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND

by Mikey_the_buttwhole December 21, 2019

Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM

Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him

by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019