Mikey

Goof ass nigga.

Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.

by fulanita786 October 28, 2018

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025

Being a Mikey

Someone is a Mikey when they are a Mikey.

Person 1 Hey look at him, that is a Mikey.
Person 2 Jup, that is indeed a Mikey.
Person 3 So he is being a Mikey... I see

by MisterYesmen October 25, 2020

Mikey

A name of an annoying person that the only thing worse than their personality is their laugh.

Shut the fuck up, you sound like a mikey

Cmon dude, dont be a mikey

by MassiveBallsGigachad November 22, 2021

mikey boyle

mikey-

the most amazing person you will ever meet, the guy bestfriend that you have dated before but broke up because it was awkward. you’ve had a few relationships in between but some how you keep falling for him over and over. he’s perfect, he plays sports and makes you happy-
get yourself a mikey!!

Person one; Omg You’re friends w mikey boyle, Lucky he’s so cool
Person Two; yeah i think i’m in love w him.

by softballcoolgirl546 January 15, 2019

Mikey

Another term for swimming

“Michael got gold in the 100 m Mikey race”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Mikey

A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰

Mikey loves deep sea diving in my pu$$y

by Asianpersuasion54321 January 29, 2020