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Mikey

Michael got gold in the 100 m Mikey race
by anonymous February 17, 2022
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Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"
by edddddie November 7, 2023
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Mikey The Dog

dog with a fat ass
by IloveMattsDog May 17, 2025
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Mikey On Skype

The lover of the Cohan. Seeks ways to solve problems using his mind. Loves drinking Coke and Beer. Great with Debates. He loves Kayla, Dev god, Lilly, Natasha, Alpha, Abby, Shelby, Reece, Lance, Zoria, Keven and most especially the Cohan!

His hobbies include: playing computer games, learning physics, and programming my sexuality.
Catch Mikey on Skype, how bout that?!@?!
by Meziel January 12, 2019
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Mikey mitsuda

( Mikey mitsuda) has a shrimp dick that doesn’t satisfy women
by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 12, 2020
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Mikey kurck

Mikey, is his nickname but he doesn't like to be called by his real name.....he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football....he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much...mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly...mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf.....the end, Mikey kurck, ur legit
Mikey kurck, ur legit
by Urworld July 11, 2018
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Spikey Mikey

An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.
Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"

Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."

Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019
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