Mondogamy

When a human is expected by their dog owner to love and show affection only for them and no other dogs, and sometimes not even for other humans. If the human shows affection for another dog, this is met with a competitive spirit and sometimes even frustration and anger.

Mondogamy: common variant usage

“My dog and I are in a committed mondogamous relationship and becomes a total bitch if I give other doggies scratches.”

by Palo Scotto May 28, 2023

mandovi

The best of the best! She's manipulative and can easily make anyone do her work. A flirt and has a very friendly personality. But when she loves, she gives her heart and soul to that person.

Mandovi, you are the best!

by satanic_warning June 30, 2023

mandoni

The act of hard boiling eggs in ones keister over the period of several days.

I’ve been running for hours in cellophane shorts trying to mandoni up a dozen eggs for the potluck.

by Ferris the Mushroom King July 30, 2024

Mandgender

Change your name to anything, have multiple names, Change your pronouns to anything and have multiple pronouns.

Person 1: hey did you know I'm Mandgender

Person 2: oh cool i support you!

by hahahahahstupid August 3, 2024

Mando

Mando is a sweet girl. Mando loves to play with her friends online. The only friends she’ll ever have that’s actually real is her best friends. Mando always thinks she’s fat and ugly but she does not know many people support her. She’s the therapist in every situation, taking care of people who don’t really deserve it either. Most people think Mando is a bully and a judgmental person but when they really get to know her she’s such a wonderful ball of joy. Mando is great to be around. She is very loyal and if she were to be your girlfriend you would probably have a stable relationship. She’s gone through some horrible stuff in the past, mando wants to hide from everyone but can’t leave anybody. She has the kindest mind ever. She would die for her best friends, they have helped her through so much. Mando is really someone you want to be friends with. She seems alright most of the time but nobody really knows what happened..

Mando is a gentle butterfly

by Vanitytheoneandonly August 19, 2024

Manogram

When a trans woman gets a mammogram

She didn't actually have tits so they gave her a manogram

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Mandages

A mixture of mandarins and oranges.

*Ryan is eating mandarins and oranges*
Ryan: I'm eating oranges
Lena: No, you're eating mandages

by Cameron loves 69 January 8, 2024