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Mandingo

Woman: woo see that Mandingo on the Telly.

Girl: that's David beckham mom. But he sure is a Mandingo
by Echo Leanne January 5, 2016
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Mandime

Created by Rob Dyrdek .
It means a man who is a perfect 10 in looks .
Man = Man Dime = 10
"You are one great mandime" .
by suntoast101 April 30, 2011
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mandipa

The most thoughtful, smart, beautiful, loving girl to ever walk the streets of Belfast. Hates it when people write her name with y.
Mandipa, that beautiful girl with a thicc ass
by Mandzkandz February 4, 2021
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mandisgrace

An absolute travesty of a man. The kind of person who is just a complete disaster to society, and to their close companions. Always a let down, never shy of being foul.
"Look at that mandisgrace, he's been sick in his tent!"
by Sam Halverson June 19, 2007
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maniptite

The urge men get from time to time to do manly activities, such as shooting stuff, driving fast, eating and drinking too much, slobbing out, climbing stuff and making banter.

Usually the result of underlying manstinct
Sam had an uncontrollable maniptite, spending all day in the pub eating steak drinking beers after a tough day's shooting.

Paddy's banter was almost certainly the result of his maniptite.
by Paddy45 December 24, 2007
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manipidipped

the action of an individual being molested; however, the molestation is from someone they care about and are intimate with; furthermore, this type of molestation is actually wanted and accepted by the 'victim' because the act heightens the attraction, both emotionally and physically, between the two individuals

the act of molestation can range from something as simple as a very strategically placed, highly sexual kiss to full on sex with the other individual

NOTE: THIS TYPE OF MOLESTATION IS STRICTLY VOLUNTARY AND CONSENSUAL BETWEEN ALL PARTICIPATING PARTIES!
Tyler manipidipped Thomas by tracing his tongue on his ear lobe and down to the nape of his neck.
by CaliDoctorD November 15, 2010
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manipufix

Inception of an alternate situation relying on subjective interpretations of selective events occurring given no evidence to the contrary, helping to eliminate all doubt to the evidence presented, while glossing over pesky facts to help realize the greater good.
Student to Professor -

"You never show up for class and turned in all your work late" - Professor
"I didn't show up to class because as much as I should I know. That was mainly because they changed my work schedule in the middle of the semester. I needed the extra hours to pay for class."
"All your work was still late." - Professor
"I realize this and I expect a penalty for it; however, my work was late because I did a superior job on what is admittedly a challenging subject. But as as you can see from my work (he said knowing that it would be a TA grading it) that even though I was late I have gained a limited but solid understanding of the material, and for that I am grateful because I will be able to use it later on in my studies and ultimately in my professional career"

From this exchange the professor will feel that he has adequately scolded the student yet is a solid instructor from the student's admission of his gained knowledge of the subject matter. The student will have recovered from never attending class due to being unable to wake up in time because they were up drinking all night and still have their half-assed work accepted by the professor so that they can once again slip-by through the shitty American secondary school system.

Student to Friend
"Dude I totally fucked up my economics class. I had to manipufix that shit" - Student
"What did you do?" - Friend
"I stroked the professors ego and bullshited a project at the last second." - Student
by YohimbineHCL September 8, 2011
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