miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

miss call

the action of calling and hanging up before the phone is answered by the intended receiver.

I miss called Susan yesterday because I didn't have enough call time on my phone.

by Kevink231 April 13, 2009

The Miss Piggy

While giving a girl back door service (doggy style) reach over top her head and forcefully hook her nostrils with two fingers pulling back on her head. She will surely resemble Miss Piggy.

I was hitting that bitch from behind, and decided to give her The Miss Piggy!!

by AD218 August 27, 2008

pad miss

In a dance game, (DDR, In The Groove, Pump It Up) it's when a bad pad causes you to miss a step and not the player. Usually happens on older machines or badly-managed machines.

"This DDR machine sucks. I got a bunch of pad misses."

by Phillip F. August 23, 2005

Miss USA

A damn fine woman.

Person 1: Did you see Miss USA on tv last night?

Person 2:Yeah, she's a damn fine woman.

by mattollaf April 9, 2011

Miss Knable

An evil Bitch who princpals Bensalem High School.

Miss Knable is a Dumb Bitch

by Jim November 29, 2004

Miss Mess

denotes a messy, tardy, or otherwise eye-roll-worthy person who has deemed themselves superior to others, when in fact everyone thinks they're pathetic. used esp. in the gay lexicon.

"Mmmm mmm (shaking head) there goes Miss Mess again, looking tragic and strutting like's she's god's gift."

by agentorange April 19, 2004