Your Local Fanatic Christian

A member of a cult that worships the idea of a powerful being. They tend to try to convert you with a positive attitude, and yet hate on everyone that does not believe in their religion or go against whatever is in the one and only Bible. They are very easy to spot and are a bit of a Narc. They try to bribe you with food and high-fives. Don't fall for their tricks.

"Dude look out it's your local fanatic Christian!"
"Oh damn thanks for warning me man, I don't want them wasting my time trying to make me go to church and join their cult".
"No problem man, don't want you heading the wrong path in life".

by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018

So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012

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your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Local

Someone who is trying hard to be something they are not. Used a lot in the twitter and roblox community ( mostly by fhags and transies)

Kiara you are such a local, all you do is copy me and try to be me!

by kikitouchmypiki November 6, 2023

Ur local milf fucker

Ur local milf fucker also known as Ashe. This bitch hunts all the milfs and fucks the shit outta them.

Yo did you hear about 'Ur local milf fucker'?
Yea, they fucked my mom

by Taylor_trap June 27, 2021

localized redness

the area(s) of intercourse through moving caused heat, and left redness b ehind, intensely.

in response to sex through longevity of motion causes heat to rise, and if the sex is good, its all intensely causing redness thereafter.

by baqi jackson November 13, 2003