lasers

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

by vietnam 68 June 28, 2007

laserpen0r

pen0r means penis. laser refers too a light saber from the starwars movies. laserpen0r is often used by males of the animal species called gamers. it is used in fights to prove who is the strongest and will get the most atention from the very rare female species.

bow for the force of my laserpen0r n00b3h!

by blade112 April 24, 2006

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Leased out

Stressed, tired, hungover or mentally out of it (or a mix of any or all of the above).

Her: "Hey, are you okay? You seem distant."
Me: "I'm still leased out from the weekend"

by Wayne Rama September 21, 2003

Lease

What your moms Bentley is on.

"Is that a Rolls Royce from 2004? *proceeds to laugh*" "Shut up Jason! Your mums bentley is on a lease."

by Mr.DefineYourLife March 2, 2020

Laserdisc

An ancient and absurd technology which forced humans to purchase excessively large disks which held movies for viewing on an excessively large device for a brief period of time. Hipsters now find these large discs trendy and accumulate them to host "Laserdisc'ing parties" where they gather, drink PBR's, and watch movies such as The Notebook.

Dude, lets hit that totally hipster awesome Laserdisc party - Random Hipster DB.

by RandomHDB August 31, 2011