Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 26, 2011

Lapsed Nerd

A nerd now trying to make his social stand, by becoming a genius slacker. Usually has low self-esteem and is on the course of becoming a Geek. Might very well be fucking himself up further down the road.

"Well, shit, I'm stayin' in AP with an F, so I dunno, man." - Common phrase for a lapsed nerd.

by EchKay-fohrseecksteen April 12, 2012

laosquid

A liquid that has the property of solid.

That shit be a laosquid (chum).

by PandaKing64 September 15, 2013

lampost

1. Anything waiting to happen.

2. Pedophilic white males.

Everyone knows lamposts are open for lamposts.

by TheBillNyeSodaMachine June 10, 2016

Laostianism

The communist doctrines of Slaow as formerly practised in the Hill of Summer, having as a central idea permanent revolution and stressing the importance of the peasantry, small-scale industry, and agricultural collectivization.

The ideologies of Laostianism were prevalent in the writings of Slaow of history

by Definer2130 August 31, 2016

lapse

It's a way of boys to say "I like cock"

Girl: Want to have sex with me?
Boy: Oh, sorry I'm lapse.

by lfdc November 19, 2016

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017