Lambendodigitusphobia

The fear of licking fingers, or seeing a finger being licked or even hearing a finger being licked.

person 1: "sluurp" *person just licked chocolate off his finger*

person 2: "AHHH OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST LICK YOUR FINGER??!?!"

person 1: "Yes, whats your problem?" *licks finger again*

person 2: "STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!" punches person 1 in the face.

person 1: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?"

person 2: "I have Lambendodigitusphobia."

by x0bren0x October 4, 2010

Lamar Smith

Another term for "faggot" or "piece of shit."

"Dude, that wasn't funny at all. You're such a Lamar Smith."

by dreamthrow February 14, 2012

Lamiya

She's probably the nicest girl you'll meet full of personality, but she has a mouth on her .Her mean streak is no joke but she is very lovable when she love she love hard , she's

Driven, attractive and independent

Lamiya is a little difficult but worth it

by JanaeGivens March 13, 2017

Lame-O-Ween

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

by YAWA November 1, 2016

Lamar Smith

A messy, unflushable bowel movement that has been left in the toilet even though a plunger was readily available.

OK, which one of you left a Lamar Smith in the upstairs bathroom? I'm not cleaning that up.

by fightsopa January 11, 2012

lame

A characteristic describing someone who is just not cool. You can catch these people posting on social media bragging about their (not so) awesome lives. Their snap stories consist of selfies with filters and events made up only for the snap. Will be seen hanging around people equally as lame, usually all on their phones.

See also: loser , pirates , fratguy

"Did you go on Snapchat today?"
"Yeah... Did you see Donald's story? Pretty lame."
"Saw that.. So lame!"

by probablyinthebathroom May 21, 2016

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

by PowellBar March 7, 2011