black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

kettlewell

1.) An unholy douche.
2.) See #1

That kettlewell can go fuck himself.

by KevinH May 4, 2005

kettle

A steam locomotive/steam train

Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle

by kettle spotter May 23, 2010

kreitman

A bitch who is a slut and whore who thinks she is cool. And she has a really ugly face with a mole.

wants to be victoria secret model. Kreitman normally has he first name Maya.

by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014

kreft

Means "junk" or "garbage" that result from a flawed process. Criginally comes from programming world.

Look at all that kreft on his web page... stupid javascript.

by DCP March 21, 2005

copper kettle

When a guy accidently (or intentionally) pisses inside a girl during sex.

Just before he passed out, Sean did a copper kettle during drunk sex with his girlfriend.

by Biggie_mpl December 21, 2004

Ketty

Slang term for an illegal drug popular among teenagers.

We took loads of ketty at the party last night.

by kivafanhan January 31, 2015