Keefer

A guy who will flirt with anything with a vagina, but who will never make any effort to have more of a relationship than that.

1: Have you talked to that guy over there?

2: Yea, but he's a total keefer.

by DiabetesDominatrix March 7, 2011

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Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005

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