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Jesse

The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is a very independent person but at times he can be talking to other girls. He has most likely have a big dick he's probably African American but is still athletic and handsome.
Jesse is cute
by xxxdagoat December 16, 2019
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Jesse

A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
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Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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Jess

Amazing funny friend who loves horses and fightes bitches who try to f*ck with her!
by Evieeeeee October 21, 2019
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Jesse

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)
Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!
by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017
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