Jalopidated

A combination of jalopy and dilapidated

Man, your mom's hair is looking more jalopidated than your car!

by Lowchismo5485 March 25, 2024

Jablorting

When you are cooking at a game

(note: only to be used by the critical bang bang gang)

We are jablorting all over these people

by MrXlacks May 25, 2024

Jablort

When you are doing really well in something

Person A - "Dude we are so good at this game"
Person B - "Yeah we are jablorting all over these people"

by MrXlacks May 26, 2024

Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

jabloing

jumping up and down busting a nut to your own stink

“IM JABLOINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by vesperia July 24, 2024

Jabloinkers

1. noun ; people who drive slow in the fast lane

2. noun ; testicles

1. The jabloinkers won't get out the fast lane

2. Alright sir, I must inspect your jabloinkers.

by Bigelow69 August 24, 2024

Jabloinky

1. noun ; the penis of any creature

1. See how the jabloinky moves in such a manner?

by Bigelow69 August 24, 2024