jade

There's one word to describe this girl.. pimp!
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.
Example 1:

Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?

Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!

Example 2:

Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!

Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.

Girl2: ha, must of been a jade
by tittyshagger1 October 14, 2013
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Me: I heard u like jade
Amy: hell nah
by bambitchswerve April 30, 2014
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Jade

a retarded phag who has imaginary friends and sucks clits.
'stop being a jade.'
by enemiez September 09, 2017
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Jade/Jacob is not the sharpest or brightest, he always wears a hood, hes abt 4ft and hes in love with Tiktok Girl
being defined, jade would most likely claim hes hot but be the exact opposite
by porcupinepee June 10, 2021
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Jade is a Wonderful Exciting person Jade likes to explore the world and really see what is out their. Even tho she may have an attitude Shes the most caring friend you could have!
Hey did you hear what jade did yesterday?
You: No, what did she do?
She cleaned up everyone's rooms including you're room!
You: haha! She really is a Jade
by UwUdemonCatPotatoUnU April 11, 2021
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Jade is a guy who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. He has been through hell but always gets back on his feet and shows the world he is strong enough. A very naturally handsome guy and someone who never fails to make you smile. Jade is someone you would love too spend everyday with and someone you can always count on too be there! Jade is also a guy who will listen to you and give very good advice.
I am so glad to have a Jade in my life
by Shayberry February 21, 2021
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Jaded

The feeling one gets when bullied or abused (usually racist) by a monkey of low intelligence
"I felt Jaded after that watching that thicko on Big Brother"
by Steve Ayland January 23, 2007
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