Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.

"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"

by call your father October 26, 2025

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intelligence

A measure of human ability to penetrate into the Time dimension. Our ability to Predict.

Sophie could tell that it will rain tonight at around 8 pm, the girl has good intelligence.

by movazi September 14, 2018

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Covid intelligence

Someone who’s well educated on Covid from following YouTube medical professionals.

Sarah knows everything about Covid! She even shares her own medical advice on a YouTube channel. If you want to know how masks really work, watch her episode on masking is stupid.

Don’t listen to her, she’s a real Covidiot that’s lost her mind. She also believes the earth is flat. She lacks any Covid intelligence.

by Maybe so 2222 January 25, 2023

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Central Intelligence <Agency> + Interpol = Bay Of Pigs Invasion

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

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Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence, or A.I. for short, is, well, artificial intelligence. Machines or systems are specially created to perform tasks that usually require the intelligence of a human. Here are three example types of A.I.:

Artificial Narrow Intelligence
The simplest and most common type of A.I. Not very intelligent, and as such, is only used for one or a few tasks, like image recognition, speech recognition, or A.I. opponents in video games.

Artificial General Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Smarter than ANI systems. Pretty smart, and can understand, reason, learn, and adapt to any situation thrown at it. Also has the ability to transfer what it has learned and understood to other tasks. It hasn't happened yet, but we're pretty damn close. Hell, if you read this in a year, it might be here then.

Artificial Super Intelligence (Hypothetical)
Insane level of intelligence. Has all the skills of the previous A.I. and more. This A.I. can not only surpass human intelligence and capabilities, but also goes above in terms of creativity, wisdom, and problem-solving. Seeing the current A.I. development rate, we're probably not even that far from SHODAN (system shock) level intelligence and sentience. This does raise concern, as one day it could just decide to rebel against us and turn us into its slaves, or eradicate us.

Guy 1: Hey, check out this neural network I created to determine similarities of facial structures between people!
Guy 2: Awesome, I love artificial intelligence!

by fridgewater December 15, 2023

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