Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.

Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!

by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008

howler monkey

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.

A $killz and Foxtrot Production:

"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"

"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"

"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"

"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"

"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"

by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004

howraa

A Howraa is the taste of an ass after a long day of work.

I'm not going down there. Your ass tastes like a Howraa.

by Unbelievably good July 30, 2016

Howlett

Commonly confused with a large square-shaped lump of basalt. This is, however, incorrect and it is simply something that resembles a human, with a non-square-shaped head. There is also great debate over the sexuality and even gender of the Howlett.

hey rachel, check out that Howlett, its HUGE! lets go hit it.. or cover it in highlighter fluid.
hmm.. do you think it would fit up a dyson?

by matt r lfc December 13, 2007

Howler monkey

A person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as Facebook and Craigslist). This is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation*.

Howler Monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

*Not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (eXaMpLe), who is just an asshole.

Is his caps lock broken? What a Howler Monkey!

by icarus effect November 4, 2010

howelling

To make fun of, pester and annoy those around you. Normally through the childish use of farts, alcohol hand rub, reckless driving, strategic microwaving, corridor warrioring, belming, silly noises and SDing.

Matt to Joe: "Shh but I have just put a load of handrub on the stairs"
Paul: "You BASTARDS, how many times must I constantly fall for this!! I bet someone has been howelling."

by HRH_BUTLER March 8, 2010

Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.

Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.

by Gladys66 September 3, 2019