Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016

Philadelphia hot pocket

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.

I Philadelphia hot pocketed that bitch

by Joshdpc July 25, 2009

kansas hot pocket

The act of pooping in a females vagina and then having sexual intercourse with her

Last night was so great with michelle, i even gave her the kansas hot pocket... it felt amazing

by dersic April 29, 2008

Mexican hot pocket

to poop in a corn tortilla, sprinkle cheese, ground beef and or steak,diced green peppers, and tomatoes topped with a fine Mexican salsa before wrapping put in microwave till warm. while hot wrap and put in taco bell paper and bag it, give to friend or foe.

Nelson made the best Mexican hot Pocket for his friend Tido while he was drunk

by randomhero565 February 27, 2009

hot pocket titties

hot pocket shaped breasts that are rectangular.

she took off her bra and her hot pocket titties hang down to her belly button.

by Shoshana May 18, 2006

Himalayan Hot-Pocket

A step above a Bronski. When Tea-Bagging just isn't enough and you are all out of Roman Helmets you can go for a Himalayan Hot-Pocket. Not for the weak of heart!

"Yeah, Teri is all pissed because I gave her a Himalayan Hot-Pocket and then told everyone about it."

by Joe March 22, 2004

Minnesota Hot Pocket

Vomiting inside a woman's vagina, and then continuing to have sex with her vagina vigorously and mashing the vomit around inside her. After you finish inside her, then beginning to eat your juice and vomit while licking her vagina in a forceful manner.

See definition of Minnesota Hot Pocket.

by Hotpocket King November 5, 2009