Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket 

The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano

That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.

Cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket by Frankie-Four-Fingers November 4, 2007

syrian hot pocket 

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

syrian hot pocket by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017

Guatemalan hot pocket 

The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.

The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.

Guatemalan hot pocket by Spicemaster February 15, 2012

The hot pocket effect™ 

The hot pocket effect™ is when an item (most commonly food or a common example is a hot pocket) is heated up in a microwave or with microwaves and the outer rim of said food is super hot and the middle of said food is cold and not cooked at all.

My left overs experienced the hot pocket effect™ when I was trying to heat them up

The hot pocket effect™ by Doomguy44 September 14, 2018

Dodger Hot Pocket 

When your team goes to the World Series but the other team shits in your vagina.

That was a dodger hot pocket if I have ever seen one.

Dodger Hot Pocket by Michael Chaney March 28, 2019

Indiana Hot Pocket 

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

Indiana Hot Pocket by Leroy Shanksion March 30, 2011

California Hot Pocket 

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

California Hot Pocket by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009