Noelle Hoffman

The Biggest bitch around

Noelle Hoffman is the biggest bitch you know

by Coochie berry wine December 24, 2018

Damon Hoffman

A sexy motherfucker who is taller than you think he is. He spends a lot of money on dumb shit. He has brown hair and blue green eyes. Everyone loves him and his personality. He is in love with a girl but wont make a move (bitch). Over all he is one sexy beast.

Damon Hoffman is a wonderful speciman

by MilfFucker6969 May 12, 2021

Astrid hofferson

Astrid hofferson is hiccup horrendous haddock the third’s love interest in how to train your dragon movies she is based off camicazi from the how to train your dragon books she is feisty and very skilled in battle her dragon is a blue and yellow deadly madder called stormfly

How to train your dragon viewer: who is that?
Other viewer: that’s Astrid hofferson!

by Nightfurylover July 7, 2021

A la Hoff

To be followed on Twitter by someone of great importance and hilarity.

I could add (insert greatly important person). Maybe s/he'll follow me back, a la Hoff.

by Greeeeegg March 1, 2011

One Man Hoffsee

Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.

Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.

by the turtles head March 4, 2011

Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer

A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.

That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer

by UltraBOB September 3, 2013

heffaty

1.) Being of IMMENSE size.

2.) A b*tch of immense size.

1.) Look at that heffaty!

2.)Dude! You got hooked with such a heffaty!

by Josephine April 24, 2005