hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.

my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house

by regulator311132 May 21, 2009

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011

Hat Trick

The term probably originates from bridge, the card game. During game play, four cards are compared and the highest card wins the comparison. In the jargon of the game, each round of comparison is called a "trick". A hat trick involves winning three tricks, generally in a row, which pratically assures winning the current round of play.

John's holding three aces.
Well, that's an easy hat trick.

by M@dman+W@r July 28, 2011

hat cunt

Super glue a mini top hat to the top of your vagina.

Dude she was so hot, but I wish she had a hat cunt.

by Duelbang April 6, 2014

hat trick

getting a blowjob while shitting (a blumpkin) and vomiting.

dude i just pulled a hat trick on karsyn!

by the italian stalion January 26, 2007

hat talk

foolish talk. From 'talk through one's hat'.

I am sick of your hat talk.

by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010

Hat Trick

When you become intoxicated from 3 different substances at the same time. A typical hat trick is alcohol, pot and acid.

Dude, I'm on debian, e, salvia, cron, alcohol, and dex. I did my double hat-trick!

by Czar Destroy Awesome December 10, 2003