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Hampshire

- noun

1. Refer to definition of "Hampshire College"
- adjective
1. referring to something extremely eccentric, especially in a extremely liberal, or hippy way.
"That's so hampshire"
2. Referring to something very introspective.
1. "I decided to wear my rainbow tights with my leather sandals from Nepal."
"OMG, that's like soo hampshire."

2. Writing a paper on the deep personal meaning of an experience
by CA>world December 16, 2010
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for the love of hopscotching jesus

a phrase used to replace the word ridiculous when the situation or topic is beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous
So right when I was about to cum I pulled out and donkey punched her.

..For the love of hopscotching jesus..really?
by mjbj3189 January 24, 2010
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Shooty Hoops

The sport of throwing/tossing paper balls, cheetos, or any small object into the hood of somebody's hoody.

It is nearly played exactly like basketball, just without the need to dribble. Slam Dunks are illegal. However, that just makes them the more fun to do.
"Dude, we just had the most extreme game of Shooty Hoops during homeroom!"
by Sagachu, Gr33N March 14, 2010
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höps

by Aboraly September 1, 2006
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New Hampshire

One of the five most useless States, up there with Idaho and Nebraska.

This State is composed of the same mix of rich suburbs and small towns as most New England States but without the things that make them interesting : the cool liberal lifestyle of Vermont, coasts of Maine, and ... cities. Nashua and Manchester are really big towns.

Most things people in NH are proud of are either better in Massachusetts or actually in Massachusetts. Should this southern neighbour dissapear, New Hampshire would probably beg for (and be denied) entry into Canada, as its autonomy in most sectors (major seaport, industry, services, agriculture, and culture) is simply nonexistent.
Its main export is middle-aged white people who play golf.

Indeed, New Hampshire has the ethnic composition of a northwestern State (99% white) and its diversity is concentrated in 8 streets, 5 of them in suburban Manchester. Blacks and Latinos will be checked for drugs and guns every couple of miles on the (only) highway (worth mentioning), just to be sure.
The fact that many residents want it to stay that way should bring ample proof that this State is going nowhere.

To be fair, NH has its good sides, especially for retired middle class people looking for an affordable house or a vacation spot : nice nature, absolute lack of danger and noise, and polite people. Amazingly, the existence of Florida has saved this place from its natural role as the Northeast's giant retirement home.
Kid 1 : Oh no, my parents are taking me to Indiana again this summer.
Kid 2 : Don't complain. Mine are taking me to New Hampshire.
Kid : Thanks, I feel ... better.
by DocDrax August 1, 2011
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New Hampshire

It's were we Massachusites screw over our own damn state by buying booze, fireworks, and crap like that and still be in time for the football game at our house
Friend: Dude, we need booze for the Pats game
You: No matter, I'll just hop up ta' New Hampshire. Few minutes
by Common Frickin' Sense July 24, 2008
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hoops

"I'm just going to spin a few hoops and then we can go to the shops" shouted Paul the DJ to his wife Sharon who was upstairs after a bath, trying to get the new curtains up in the front room. The newlyweds had originally been going to go with a sort of lime green and mauve art and design style pettern, but in the end they opted for the simpler orange ones that they had seen earlier in the less expensive shop downstairs, where Sharon had had an episode and had started calling other customers offensive names and laughing at them, possibly because of Pauls' inadequacy.
by Jonny Tennant December 28, 2005
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