greasy mcgriddle 

A greasy mcgriddle is the act of performing oral sex on the dining room floor of a Mcdonald's before the official end of breakfast for the franchise in which the individuals are located (times may vary by franchise). While typically, the act is performed between two people who have vaginas, there are variations that are inclusive of all genders and can happen are various times. (see: the mcnugget)

Sometimes, a friend may watch, making that person "the hash brown." Patrons of the Mcdonald's are not considered hash browns.

Since it is 9am, Elliot and Cassidy are performing the Greasy McGriddle. Brandan is the hash brown.

greasy mcgriddle by deflatedwaffles February 28, 2023

greasy bum sex 

for some one to have anal sex and the balls going up the arse are sweaty also shortened down to gbs

"oh fck yeah i just had greasy bum sex with my gf"

greasy bum sex by flibe September 22, 2006

Greasy Growlers 

After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.

Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"

Greasy Growlers by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Greasy Breakfast 

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

Greasy Breakfast by Grease Monster March 9, 2011

Greasy Viking 

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

Greasy Viking by Doug May 21, 2008

Greasy Pete 

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

Greasy Pete by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010

Greasy Taco 

Disease ridden lady genitalia, usually use in reference to Hispanic or ghetto woman. With extra hot sauce means it is menstruating.

I just mowed down a huge Greasy Taco. Hold the hot sauce, please!

Greasy Taco by DirtyM3XICAN November 5, 2014