The act of rubbing semen (yours or someone elses) with the intention of soothinga particularyly itchy/burning anus, usually from a run in with the Hershey Squirts
by johnsonsballsofury February 01, 2010
When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete
by johnsonsballsofury February 01, 2010