Definitions by johnsonsballsofury

Greasy Pete 

When you rub your testicles on a pizza and then rub it on a sleeping person's face. Hence the term "greasy" pete

I totally gave Dalton a greasy pete when he was sleeping.

Greasy Pete by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010

Flaming Currier

The act of rubbing semen (yours or someone elses) with the intention of soothinga particularyly itchy/burning anus, usually from a run in with the Hershey Squirts

Daniel had to give matty a flaming currier in order to get a hot lunch

Flaming Currier by johnsonsballsofury February 1, 2010