Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

Goucha

Is a very hot portuguese tv host, his name is as unique as his personality 🌈

"Cristina estás-me a ouvir, Cristina estás-me a ouvir? É claro que ela não está a ouvir, senão ela já teria respondido, BERNARDO!!!" - Goucha

by JennyTalia963 November 27, 2020

Goocher

Someone who behaves like a gooch. Almost asshole behavior, almost dick-like behavior or almost pussy-like behavior. But neither completely. Somewhere in between the two.

Gooch is slang for the perineum, or the area between the anus and genitals, usually on a man.

Perineum is the area between the anus and the sexual genitalia.

Not a dick or a pussy, but not an asshole either.

sometimes mistaken for "Guccer", someone who wears "Gucci" clothing apparel.

Wow, Eric said he wouldn't date Nicole just because she had over $50,000 in credit card debt. What a goocher.

by greendholiia April 6, 2021

Gooched

When you shit on someone- irl or in-game

“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”

by GoochThot47 April 28, 2021

Gouch

Alternative to 'nodding' or 'goofing' out when one is under the influence of strong opiates, generally termed when one has just hit the vein and injected heroin...

Fuck me Damo is Jay just gouching or has the silly cunt gone over again?!

by RobDog69 May 19, 2021

Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021