Kobe Gantz

Kobe could have been one of the best basketball players in the world but he chose to smoke blacks and pop perks and ruin his life

Sid, "Kobe Gantz was a bucket"
Ant, "what happened to him?"
Sid, "he started smoking blacks and popping perks and stopped being good at basketball"

by Lanc Boul May 3, 2017

garz

Used as an alternative to the word gas.

paranoid stoners Bro the pigs are behind us, lets garz it.

by snip1na September 13, 2007

Gratz

I sarcastic way to say Congratulations.

Bob: I learned to ride my bike!
Brian: Gratz, I don't give a fuck.

by LoadMan February 15, 2015

Gertz

a douchebag

Tommy, you're such a Gertz!

by Penisboy May 10, 2004

Gertz

When a person leaves work early when no one is looking.

I went over to his desk to drop off the TPS reports but he had already pulled a Gertz.

by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008

Gertz

A malformed, almost grinch-like, hairless man with a severe intellectual deficiency. Often mistaken for a homeless person.

Person 1: Poor weird looking little man seems to be homeless and in need of help.

Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.

by Timmy Franchise February 10, 2010

Gratz

Pronounced, "grAHts". Rhymes with, "rots". Slang for any noun whose proper name cannot be recalled immediately. Can also be spelled, "graz".

1. "Hey, man, why don't you run into the kitchen and get me some of that gratz meat we were eating earlier, huh?"

2. Yo, who was that graz-head we was hangin' wit' earlier on the set, homie?

by Max Richter December 31, 2008