by Doggy9302😘 March 28, 2019

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Would you look at this Jac Fruit across the bar.
That was a Jac Fruit play.
What Jac Fruit thought that up?
That was a Jac Fruit play.
What Jac Fruit thought that up?
by Dman81 September 27, 2010

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015

by steammustachio November 17, 2020

by frizzrollins September 1, 2014
