frog slap

if the spider man doesnt work("When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.")then the cum will get stuck in ur fingers and it make ur fingers all webbed then u slap the girl in the face.

the spider man didnt work on the bitch so i wiped out the frog slap and she didnt know what to do with herself

by gilli-spree October 11, 2007

Frog balling

The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.

I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!

by Zaso February 24, 2014

BOX OF FROGS

A term meaning temporary insanity in situation or conduct.

x - "omg noob asdf wickkle wickkle im pregnant and you're the mother!"
y - "you're madder than a box of frogs you are".

x- "omg i killed 18 guys in a row on 2142"

y- "yes, i saw that, it was madder than a box of frogs".

by crashmctavish November 17, 2006

Wind the frog

'Wind the frog' means 'get ready'.

It comes from the scene in which Woody launches the plan to escape from Sid's room in Pixar's 1995 movie Toy Story.

Scuttlebut has it that the phrase was popular among the film's crew during shooting.

"Do you think we should do it?" -- "Wind the frog."

by pendantry June 2, 2020

lumby frog

A frog that looks very much like its owner,and would usually live in a local pond

look at that lumby frog it looks just like your mate malc

by Bertyflirtyandimthirty December 5, 2009

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Tuna-Frogging

When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.

Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.

What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?

by Kevbotthelezbot June 9, 2013