flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

Gucci Nike Dior Flex

Gucci gucci gucci nike nike nike dior dior, flex! Dior, dior, flex!
A cool song

Gucci is cool!
U mean the song?
What song?!
Gucci Nike Dior Flex!

by Ok booooo December 9, 2020

Fleet

A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.

If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

No flex

When a guy looks tough, but can't really pull any weight.

dont worry about him man.. he got no flex..

by skeptikalia July 4, 2011

Fletcher

Not a terrible asshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. Actually a pretty nice guy, honest!

Man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!

by Anon23245 February 3, 2010

Fletcher

a backwards somersault into the 69 position. Only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.

Kyle was trying to give Marissa a fletcher for her birthday but he was out of shape so he broke her nose.

by Khauser18 March 17, 2011

Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017