facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

fauxcetious

1) Insincerely treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; ironic flippancy.

2) Being facetious with a smug sense of irony.

It's meta.

Everybody thought Bob was being facetious when he said that he wanted to commit genocide, but he was actually being fauxcetious.

by [zero]Sum August 7, 2011

Facetious

Literally just Elijah

Stop being so facetious Elijah

by hi.my.name.is.charlee June 27, 2019

facetwine

FaceTiming and drinking wine with your friends.

Amy, Anne, Sonja and I facetwined last night during Bravo’s Summer House.

by Juju Mossy March 22, 2020

Faceticles

Faceticles are the balls of the face. To be more specific the eyeballs.

Dad, Jackson poked me in the faceticles and it really hurt!

by Uploads of Fun March 24, 2020

Bases In FaceTime

Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.

1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime

Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.

by ObviouslyGrind2K18 May 29, 2018

facetard

Someone who is addicted to facebook.

Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!

by zognatoid May 28, 2009