Farmered

Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.

What the fuck happened on last weeks episode?
I was pretty much farmered after the first ad break.

by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011

sheep farmer

A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.

Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b

by theinstigator June 3, 2016

Ferser

A combination of the words for and sure slured together. Used to agree with something in a totally different way than most people say for sure.

Matthew: "Are you going to the game tonight?"
Lisa:"Ferser! I'm so going."

by ChandraSparkles January 11, 2009

farsebook

Posting pictures on your social network page that make you look like something great has happened when it hasn't.

"Hey Monica that ring is on your left hand has he proposed or did you post a farsebook picture?"

"No I just like this hand better."

by bahhahhah June 4, 2012

Zebu farmer

An inveterate bullshitter.

Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.

Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.

Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.

by Hieronymous October 12, 2009

young farmer

A group of teenagers from an agricultural background who drink more than the average teens. Most common parties are held in a barn on one of their farms.

“Oh did you hear about that young farmer party?”
“Yeah heard they all got smashed in a barn”

by Farmergirlie123 May 5, 2018

Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football

Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!

by UTGParker July 3, 2018