Falshy

Falshy - false fishy, for gullible, usually a magic bean scenario, common beliefs held by a defacto segment of the population..,(see also deplorables)

examples.... Deplorables spread Falshy information and held a string belief in a conspiracy called pizza gate....other examples , That thot over there is a falshy gold digger

by Awrapisstillaburrito December 3, 2018

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.

"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

False horny alarm

When you feel horny and masturbate but after failed attempts of climaxing it turns out you just weren’t in the mood

*person tries many times to climax while masturbating but they later find out they just weren’t in the mood*

Guy: I guess it was a false horny alarm

by Nobody1995 August 15, 2021

False Leadership

Similar to False Hustle in its blatant vomit inducing cosplay, False Leadership is typically seen in the work place, specifically in company meetings, emails with many people cc'd, or over-thanking people to their superiors.

The main goal is to portray one's self as a great leader, specifically in the eyes of their bosses.

It elicits rage from people who witness it on a consistent basis.

*In a Weekly Team Meeting*

Carly: I had Neil run some data tests for me, and then had Ignacio compare them to the other dates.

Neil: Ugh, false leadership. My JOB is to run data tests, I did them on my own accord. We have not spoken in 2 weeks.

Carly: *Looking at her boss Mark* Neil, that work really helped the team alot and helped me with my presentation. Thank you.

Neil: Kill me now.

by Mike109999 February 12, 2022