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Facebag

Someone who uses Social Media without care or etiquette resulting in an appearance of being a douche. Comments meant to be comedic or snarky that come off as really douchey.
One must be prudent when posting on Social Media otherwise the risk of being a Facebag is evident.

That webpage is full of Facebags, I posted a puppy pic and they all told me to kill it.

I commented about the out of focus pictures on that page and the moderator wiped my thread, what a FACEBAG!
by Johnscreekjimmy January 15, 2021
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facebay

The Facebook marketplace feature where you can purchase stupid and not stupid things for more or less than they're worth.
A play on the eBay name.
"Oh where did you get the cot from?"
"Oh some weird guy was giving it away for free on Facebay. It's cool innit?!"
by bb.booboo April 7, 2021
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Facebloomed

Named after David C. Bloom, a person in social media groups who, when asked a serious question, has a tendency to respond with insults, snide comments, and other non-answers. May also incorrectly call you a troll.
You totally just got Facebloomed by that guy!
by nomdeplumepseudonym June 6, 2021
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faceboob

The website facebook has images of lot of peoples faceboob.
by urban word definer#001 June 22, 2021
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faceboob

Many websites have images of lot of people's faceboob.
by urban word definer#001 June 22, 2021
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faceboi

Yo he is so FACEBOI
by the_real_phillip August 1, 2021
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Facebike

A vehicle bought and sold repeatedly over a short period via Facebook marketplace, usually with short MOT and no paperwork
That Vauxhall Corsa I sold, has turned into a Facebike
by AdmiralAlcatraz August 19, 2021
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