fahmutiae

the feeling you get when you really have to poop

I am so deep in fahmutiae, its painful. I shouldn't have had those beans. damm the fahmutiae is acting up again.

by Bradleyfive April 20, 2008

fakemex

carmex.

Dude, I love Carmex its so cheap and blah blah blah....
yea ok do you ever stop using the fakemex its bad for you?
Hell no, man its really working I can feel it.

(10 yrs later)
Dude your lips are hella sick, stop kissin the toilet scruber
Naw man. That Carmex is totally working I can feel it. :)

by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

facemarketing

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.

H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.

by Faizys April 7, 2009

Facemance

Using Facebook to flirt with old boyfriends or girlfriends or people you wish you would have dated.

Evan and I dated almost 20 years ago, so it's really nice to Facemance with him again!

by juicypirate June 20, 2009

fahearted

when you are alone and lift your cheek to let a fart go.

I fahearted at the wall.

by Caveman tobin June 24, 2009

Facemo

Facemo. The art of habitually spewing gloom and doom about one’s life via status update. Like emo, this is reserved for people who seemingly have never posted something nice, funny, or ironic.

“Look, I too am borderline ready for a mental institution, but you don’t see me getting all facemo.” “Really, would it kill you to post something like the video of two monkey’s bonking on the hood of a car?”

by Chubosco October 20, 2009

fahman

Adjective - used to emphasise one's sentence or the gravity of a situation, usually accompanied by a short sigh.

derived from the term "far out", mostly used by people of a tropical ethnicity

eg. Fahman, this test is too hard.

by icebankmiceelf June 10, 2010