Egg Mom Muffin

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM

My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning

by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

Sly Egg

Someone who exhibits shady, underhanded behaviour or acts in a deceptive manner

That Anne is a right sly egg

by ScouseRJ November 20, 2014

Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015

Alien egg

Stretching your scrotum over your penis and pulling it to your abdomen, creating a fleshy mass that resembles an egg from another planet.

Steve impressed his friends with his ability to pull his sack into an alien egg.

by Scrotal tickle June 14, 2014

fluffy egg

An unshaven testicle.

She cupped his fluffy egg in the palm of her hand, it was warm and fuzzy.

by ChiHug June 12, 2017

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.

I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018