Education

An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.

Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."

by Gladeye November 24, 2013

Internet Education

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.

Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?

by Devon McIntyer March 17, 2011

Educate

A slang term for the uneducated meaning "to avoid".

That youth is a psycho, you should educate him at all costs!

by Eman Ruoy May 12, 2006

educated guess

An educated guess is nothing but a guess except someone wants to pretend they're actually really smart so by virtue of being really smart they'll be more right than someone who didn't use the term "educated guess".

My educated guess is that pianos are black and white because Paul McCartney wrote a song called Ebony and Ivory!

by leDoctor January 12, 2011

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

FaceBook Education

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.

Her master's is in FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 November 27, 2011

Taft Educational Campus

the grossest fucking campus ever. there’s 6 schools in it. new directions— for the autistic kids, bca— they all end up as dropouts, business— a bunch of ugly sluts who think they ass fat, medical science— they don’t even talk not gonna lie, claremont— spanish speaking ugly fucks who don’t know any english, and dreamyard— nerdy ass roblox-playing ugly motherfuckers who think they talented. everyone in that building is dumb retarted, and it’s probably the worst high school in the bronx. guys sag everywhere and girls have stank ass coochies. kids make out in the halls, and the school has the most fake bisexual girls in the world. every girl and even some guys will suck dick there, and everyone’s a big ass hoe.

girl one: oh, new boyfriend? what school does he do to?
girl two: bronx collegiate, it’s in taft educational campus
girl one: oh sweets he’s cheating.
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boy one: i got a bitch i’m fuckin her tmrw yo!
all his friends: where she go to school?
boy one: claremont international
friends: take a clothespin and put it on your nose man cus her coochie boutta STANK.

by dickersonb833 October 15, 2018