Eucalyptus scholars
The Eucalyptus scholarship is a prestigious award given to those who exemplify qualities such as: extreme competence in deucebaggery, weakness of boners, and overall “put it right in my butt” attitude.
You may occasionally hear Eucalyptus Scholors making statements such as; “I’ll have a salad,” and “ That reminds me of something Shia LeBeouf once said”
If you find a Eucalyptus Scholar
listening to music he is probably listening to Hootie and the Blowfish, Aqua, Alanis Morissete(
particularly the song “Thank You”) and of course “
Sweet Child of Mine” the Cheryl Crow version.