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dumpster pirates

any gang of anarchist hobos who have banded together for the chief purpose of covertly breaking into dumpsters and living off of society's waste. often travelling on some sort of retooled vehicle run on recycled oil.
check out the dumpster pirates on their veggie bus! what an eyesore! I really hope they leave town soon.
by Eugene Romi September 20, 2006
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Dumpster Whale

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.
dude you totally hooked up with a dumpster whale last night
by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008
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Dumbitchitis

A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.

Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.

There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
by RitztheWise November 2, 2018
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Nut Dumpster.

Is an orifice of choice where one will store his sperm.
Yeah we got it on! I filled her nut dumpster to the brim.
by Brandon June 23, 2004
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Dumpster Muffin

A skanky woman who hangs out by and in dumpsters and gives oral, carnal, and anal sex to men passing by. Often in exchange for drugs or cigarettes.
That dumpster muffin outside the club last night had some hanging flank steak.
by Matt Qsack January 20, 2006
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philadelphia dumptruck

Referenced in 2 1/2 Men

The "Threesome Episode" where the Sausagefest came before the Clambake.

"Let's lay down some ground rules ...."
"... everything goes!"
"Wait, are you sure that everything goes? Even the Philadelphia Dumptruck?"
"Back it up, baby, beep-beep-beep."
Philadelphia Dumptruck, aka, the dumptruck... When a man straddles over a woman's back and puts down a little dna walking backwards.
by Been Her October 12, 2012
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Cum Dumpster

A Slut who takes in multiple men one after the other without washing the coochie first. A Ho, A freak My Wife.
by Demon Ray January 8, 2007
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