Dayle

Dayle is the friend who is loyal to a fault. She'll have your back whether you're right or wrong. She makes everyone smile when she walks in the room, mind you some of those are nervous smiles - for many different reasons. She'll build you up and tear your enemies down. She's not just a freak in the sheets and a lady in the streets, she's the yin to your yang and she'll never disappoint. You can't stay mad at her for long because she'll have you cracking up with your many inside jokes. Dayle is the reason you're alive, but she's probably also the reason you got arrested that one time in Vegas. Dayle is sexy, she's sly and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn, that's one fine as Dayle.

by kai_tlynnnn April 5, 2019

Doylestown

People think it's a small town with a bunch of rich kids and big houses...but there is so much more. In Doylestown, Middle School parties get busted by the cops. In Doylestown, drunk is the common language. You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusal to find kids driving around and smoking in their brand new Escalade that they got for their 16th birthday from "mommy and daddy." We hang out in houses bigger than castles and steal our parents alcohol. We also have an extensive list of MIWF's("hott moms"). We bake out our garages when our parents are vacationing in Aruba (staying in a 5 star resort of course). Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports. We live for play-offs and paint our faces for middle-school basketball games. So next time you hear "doylestown is so boring," just look past the historical monuments and focus on the pregnant 16 year old driving a red BMW convertable. PEACE

"Wanna come bake out my new mini-cooper?"
"i wanna bake out your new mini-cooper WITH YOUR MOM!"

by TOWNIES March 1, 2005

Dooley

Crazy bitch lady who beats little children and asserts her femininity by pointing her sniper rifle in the face of little boys while they cower in fear as she feeds on their misery! Born without emotions in the very depth of hell; the daughter of the devil himself.He saw great evil in her black heart. For fear that she would overthrow him he left her in the wilderness to die.The evil girl was found and raised by GorillaPeople where she learned to live off the wild until hunters came and shot her family.She swore for vengeance! When she failed in life she joined the army to learn how to fight like a man. Then joined TheMenInBlack after Tommy Lee Jones left.Together with Will Smith they defeated an army of invading E.T.. The stubby hunched up wrinkled brownies put up a good fight but their leader took a 50 cal. bullet to the head from Dooley's rifle.During the 2006 queens power outage she single handily defeated the horde of gremlins responsible. She bite off the heads of every last one of them restoring the electricity.Hungry for power she tried to assassinate president BUSH by sending her slave to throw her homemade shoe bombs at him.When the bombs failed to detonate she went berserk killing everyone in her path.In Tokyo she’s known as Godzilla.Will Smith captured her and had no choice but to erase her mind.She now lives as a school teacher where she continually feeds off the fear of innocent children to strengthen her inner demon.Waiting to release it and bring hell to earth!

Run it's Dooley, she has come to eat our souls!

by Jajamanjaganja April 14, 2010

doylem

An idiot. Derived from Mr Doyle who was a twat.

You sir, are a doylam.

by bruntcliffe-bird April 3, 2004

dole bludger

1. An individual who prefers to collect unemployment benefits over working for a living, and actively works at trying to qualify to maintain their eligibility to continue receiving said benefits.
2. Individual who actively avoids works.
3. Most New Zealanders who migrate to Australia.

1. When was the last time bill had a job ? Never, he's just a dole bludger

by Giulio Campobassi April 24, 2006

Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

dole whore

Someone who doesn't work and loves not to work or get off their ass, relies on benefits and generally watches Jeremy Kyle

freeloader dosser unemployed useless benefit cheat dole whore

by Bitch4Life September 14, 2013