docus

contraction for "doh, i cannot focus"

docus with all these boobies around me

by tejas mom December 30, 2003

dodus

a good word to use when talking in front of people to make them confused.

(When talking in a normal conversation someone suddenly says)
Your dodus is on fire!

by rebecca March 29, 2003

dorbs

When two dogs in heat start humping each other to the point where they are near exhaustion

"Hey Jim, What are your dogs doing?"
"Oh they've been humping each other all day"

"They must be so dorbs"

by showyour_shitdicks April 17, 2013

Doris

Doris : older generation female who frequents such stores as screwfix to buy a oven bulb or 10ltrs of paint while under lockdown and social distancing from the corona virus pandemic.

Go home doris you dont need to be outside your home, paint and a oven bulb is not an essential purchase in these dire times.
Look Doris i dont care if your going to be bored while in self isolation you cant have any paint and you definatly dont need decking oil.

by Spunkyfmj March 28, 2020

dorkus malorkus

it is the actual scientifical word for a "dork" often used in taxonomy. The dork, being a gangly animal, of average to abnormal hight, with very little weight, and stringy, of the dorkus genous. also referd to has a "lop"

the dork, or, dorkus malorkus, isn't rare to find in its natural habitat, since it has been hunted to near extinction.

by justmike2000 July 23, 2004

Doris

A mother. Female caretaker.

I love my Doris.

Meet my Doris.

This is my father and Doris.

by Sococo April 1, 2009

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003