dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

distant friends

not close friends but more of a aquntience

We are just distant friends

by A special person December 28, 2008

Social Distancing

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

by zonii April 27, 2020

National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

“Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
“Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 19, 2020

disteramental

1. Very sad and hopeless, almost like depressed, but much worse.

2. Letting yourself live just to suffer life even more, even though you are very sad.

"Ash," Scott said,"you are you ok?"
"Yea," she sighed,"I am just disteramental."
"Oh. At least you aren't distarnated."

by Fearain May 12, 2009

Distamption

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.

Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.

by Super Dave Man August 23, 2009

distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.

girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger

by near hugger February 18, 2010