google docalypse

When Google Docs is used to create a collaborative document (for revision notes for example), and word spreads about its existence resulting in a large amount of people following the link. This in turn results in an exponential decrease in productivity and eventually all work comes to a halt as many 'Anonymous Users' revel in the hilarity of trying to guess who is who.

Nick: Oh no, loads of people are joining the document!
Rob: The google docalypse has begun..

by robsws September 23, 2011

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

dictate

how one's dick (tates) tastes

My girlfriend says my "dictate" real good.

by wisen_hiem October 18, 2005

love doctor

A persons well versed in dealing with matters pertaining to relationships or affectionate matters.

M: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend situation, or lack of it. It feels like I've been in a relationship with my cat Oscar for too long
Friend: You should go and see love doctor Mikey, he will sort you out

by Mr_M_ December 8, 2015

Dictate

The flavour of a penis when it is sucked on for an indeterminate time.

Hey bitch, how did my dictate last night?

by Alwayzright May 17, 2003

Docter

Doctor that is half deer and only takes care of deers.

When I grow up I want to be a docter.

by Angelinathegreat March 28, 2015

dictator

n.
1. An absolute ruler.
2. A tyrant; a despot.

by Christopher J. Bradley May 10, 2003