aesthetically dilf

when someones a dilf, but you wouldnt actually fuck them
just a hot dad but in a "hot" not in a "omg hes hotttt" way
1: william afton is a dilf
2: idk, hes kind of just aesthetically dilf
by thornsystem August 12, 2022
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grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.
“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”
by sesal March 18, 2022
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Dilf Ellis

Dilf Ellis is an extremely attractive man.
He is so attractive, he must be “Dilf Ellis”.
by alexturnersmum June 08, 2021
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Dilf Ellis

is an extremely attractive man who in love with Miles Kane (milkane) and his feet
you heard someone yelled “I’m in love with Miles Kane” ? I’m sure it was Dilf Ellis
by prettyvisitorioanna June 09, 2021
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dilf addiction

something I have specifically for the tf2 medic
Me:*has dilf addiction*
Timmy:wtf
by raybeez April 26, 2022
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DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS
Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word
by theDILFdetonator October 08, 2022
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Schrodinger's DILF

A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
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